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• When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is. -- A. Rand
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• Fry: I've only got two fantasies left: to be invisible in a chocolate factory, and to be romantically linked to a celebrity.
  Bender: I could pound your head 'til you think that's what happened. Fry: Okay....
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
• I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
  But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
• OK, so you've got a Ph.D. Now, don't touch anything.