Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I've gone to look for myself. If I should get back before I return, keep me here. -- Bill the Ca
I've got 1,2,3,4,5 - senses working overtime.
I've got a BEER attitude!
I've got a COUSIN who works in the GARMENT DISTRICT... -- Zippy the Pinhead
I've got a devil in me.
I've got a drinking problem - two hands and only one mouth...
I've got a feeling everything is going to be alright!
I've got a friend who is a boxer. Once he hung up his coat in a restaurant but he was afraid someone would run off with it.
He hung a sign on it saying, "This coat belongs to the champion boxer of...
I've got a good memory for forgetting. -- Robert Louis Stevenso
I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
-- Groucho Marx (in Duck Soup)...

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