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• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• Being disintegrated makes me ve-ry an-gry! <huff, huff>
• Being disintegrated makes me ve-ry an-gry!" <huff, huff>
• I was perfect--and then my parents got hold of me.