Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I've found it unwise to predict what the Doctor can or cannot do. -- Castellan, Arc of Infinity
I've found my niche. If you're wondering why I'm not there, there was this little hole in the bottom .
.. -- John Croll...
I've found the perfect solution for cat odors. A gun.
I've found the you in you. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
I've given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
I've given up smoking successfully three times.
I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway.
I've gone crazy, my kids drove me there.
I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.
-- New York City detective...

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