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• Are you telling me that's a pussy cat? Yes, I suppose you could call it that.
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• As I said before, "I never repeat myself".
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• Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, If I should die before I wake, I'll cry in anguish, Mistake!
  ! Mistake!!...
• Oh, I know it's a penny here and a penny there, but look at me.
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• I was here and you were gone, now you are here and I'm gone!