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• Go! And never darken my towels again!" --Groucho Marx, "Duck Soup".
• We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is more than she ever did.
  -- Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx), in "Duck Soup...
• I'd never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member. -- Groucho Marx
• I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head.
  Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them....
• I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION.
  I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. -- Groucho Marx...
• I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
  -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• If you can't join them... sure as hell you've got to beat them.