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• Every hand has only one finger to put a ring on. You've got only two hands. So?
• I need two hands to wave, not just one.
• Moe: Listen up, this is the busiest drinking day of the year.
  Where are the designated drivers? [two men raise their hands] Beat it!...
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• All this beer and only one mouth.
• Nature has given us two ears but only one mouth. -- Benjamin Disraeli
• I used to have a drinking problem. Now I love the stuff.
• I don't have a drinking problem. I drink I get drunk I fall down No problem
• No, I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!