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I used to think she was quite intelligent, in my stupidity.
The reason I did was because she knew quite a lot about the theater and plays and literature and all that stuff....
I used to think that seniority was a terrible thing when I didn't have any.
-- Senator Robert Dole, in interview on CNBC....
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body.
Then I realized who was telling me this. -- Emo Phillip...
I used to think the mind was the most important part of a person.
Then I realized what part of me is telling me that....
I used to trust the media to tell me the truth.
I used to use QEdit! but now it's SLME for me!
I used to watch TV, then I bought a modem.
I used to wonder about the meaning of life. But I looked it up in the dictionary under L and there it was, the meaning of life.
It was less than I expected. -- Dogbe...
I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job.
I used to work for the Sun Hotline but i'm all right now!! :-)

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