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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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  Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around -- nobody big, I mean -- except me....
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  (Yes, that about sums it up.) "The amount of mathematics she knows will surprise you....
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  Why would she leave you now? Homer: [frantic] Cause there's lots of stuff she doesn't know about!...
• I find humans are quite clean pets -- HAL
• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
• Q: "If this child does not learn how to control her powers, she accidentally destroy herself.
  Or all of you! Or perhaps your entire galaxy!" Picard...