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I've come to the conclusion that cafe-society people must work for hours in front of their mirrors to acquire that expression that sets in at sunset.
They all look like they wished to spit but unfo...
I've come to tune your piano." "But we didn't send for you." "No, but your neighbours did.
I've commited adultery in my heart many times.
I've decided to try my hand at art. My first painting will be an outdoor portrai
a great field, in the middle of which stands a lone gong....
I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time. -- Charlie Brow
I've dialed and I can't hang up!
I've done 'B'. Really? How did you get on? Well - I had a bit of trouble with 'belching'.
..but I think I've got it sorted out in the end. (Burps) Oh no!...
I've done "it" in a lot of weird places, but I've never done "it" in half a line of Perl.
I've done so much, with so little, for so long, that now I can do anything with nothing.
I've enjoyed just about as much of this as I can stand.

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