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I've always wanted to make love to an alien.
I've always wanted to read... <thoughtful pause< ... a book.
I've always wondered about that taping equipment, but I'm damn glad we have it.
Aren't you? -- President Richard Nixon, to chief of staff H. R. Haldeman, April 25, 1973...
I've always wondered why people use sham poo when the real thing is easily available.....
I've beamed down......AND I CAN'T BEAM UP!!
I've been at autopsies with more party atmosphere. -- Edmund : Nob and Nobility
I've been called an evil genius by cities of assholes.
.. but I know who these people are! And they're on my list! -- Robert Crumb...
I've been dead before. -- Cpt. Spock
I've been experimenting with some new sexual positions.
Now I'm getting ready to try them on people. -- Jim Samuel...
I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart" -- Stupid country song titles #8

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