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I've been having trouble waking up. I actually dozed off at a red light.
It was so embarrassing. There I was, out cold, other pedestrians nudging me to cross the street....
I've been in more laps than a napkin. -- Mae We
I've been in my mind, it's such a fine line. -- Neil Young
I've been in the academic world a long time...I can sleep with my eyes open, which is an important skill for those of you considering jobs in middle and upper management.
-- Professor Ralph Noble, RP...
I've been in your service since I was two and a half, my lord.
Well, that must be why I'm so utterly sick of the sight of you. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Bell...
I've been looking forward to this evening about as much as I'd look forward to having my prostate examined by the Incredible Hulk.
-- Jan Murray...
I've been married and divorced three times," the young man lamented.
"I can't hold a job for more than six months at a time, and I'm in debt up to my ears....
I've been married for forty-nine years and I'm still in love with the same woman.
If my wife ever finds out she'll kill me. Now, take my wife. Please! -- Henny Youngma...
I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. -- Totie Field

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