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I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog. -- Wendy Liebma
I've been on the Valium diet for eight and a half years now.
If you take enough Valium it'll help you lose weight....
I've been putting out fire with gasoline. -- David Bowie
I've been rich and I've been poor, and believe me, rich is better. -- Joe E. Lewi
I've been sort of crabby lately. It's that time of the month again--the rent's due.
-- Margaret Smith...
I've been there.
I've been told to keep my remarks relatively brief.
I understand Quayle-hunting season begins at noon....
I've been Trekkin' since 1966!
I've been trey-dueced. -- An Algonquinite with a hand of threes and two
I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.
-- Gary Trudeau...

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