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• I bought an internal modem, but I can't swallow it.
• I bought a portable cable tv. -- Steven Wrigh
• I used to have a life, then my husband got the modem!
• We were so poor we used to use a substitute for margarine .
  .. In school I took algebra, history, and overcoats ....
• I bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I hate my modem.
• I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint.
  It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included....
• For THIS I bought a computer?