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I used to read messages online, but now I have a life!
I used to really adore women, but now I've decided they really aren't much nicer than men.
-- Norman Maile...
I used to sell life insurance. But life insurance is really strange.
It's a weird concept. You really don't get anything for it....
I used to smoke marijuana, but that was when I was in college, before it was a drug.
-- J. Danforth Quayle...
I used to spell badlie, but now I got worser.
I used to suffer from apathy.....now I can't be bothered!
I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird.
Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird. -- Paul McCartney...
I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
-- from "Pirates of Penzance", by Gilbert & Sulliva...
I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy.
Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy....

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