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I used to have money in the bank ... now I have a BBS.
I used to have peace of mind, now I have kids.
I used to jog, but the ice kept falling out of my glass.
I used to live about an hour's drive outside of New York.
Twenty minutes if you walked. -- Mike Guido...
I used to live for sex. Now I'd die for some.
I used to live in a house by the freeway. When I went anywhere, I had to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I used to live in the real world, but I got evicted.
I used to love anchovies until I realized they were like eating an eyebrow.
Now they just aren't the same....
I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I used to read books. Now I read .QWK files.

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