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• I was in Vietnam. So what? I live in New York. Really? Wow. How do you do it? -- Denis Leary
• There's the commercial on TV where the woman is smelling her clothes.
  She says, "They smell as fresh as all outdoors!" Is that ridiculous?...
• I'm going through my "I want to go back to New York" phase today.
  Happens every six months or so. So, I thought, perhaps unwisely, that I'd share it with you....
• I take the view, and always have, that if you cannot say what you are going to say in twenty minutes you ought to go away and write a book about it.
  -- Lord Brabazo...
• I took a course in speed reading and was able to read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes.
  It's about Russia. -- Woody Alle...
• It is amusing for someone accustomed to the traffic in New York to hear residents of places like Houston and Atlanta complain about congestion on the highways.
  Imagine, in rush hour they have to slow down to 35 miles an hour! -- Barry Bruce-Brigg...
• Live from New York, it's SATURDAY NIGHT!