I used to love anchovies until I realized they were
like eating an eyebrow. Now they just aren't the same.
like eating an eyebrow. Now they just aren't the same.
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Now I'm just bored... - I used to be amused.
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Now I love the stuff... - I love children!
They taste just like chicken...
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- Calamity is the test of
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Person few care to see but ask to call again...
