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• Y'know, Zap, once I thought you were a big pompous buffoon.
  Then I realized that inside you were just a pitiful child....
• Until now, I had never realized what beauty water adds to a river. -- MARK TWAIN, ON ALBUQUIRQUE
• The Kosher Dill was invented in 1723 by Joe Kosher and Sam Dill.
  It is the single most popular pickle variety today, enjoyed throughout the free world by man, woman and child alike....
• Joey: Okay, some tricks of the trade. Now, I've never been able to cry as an acto
  o if I'm in a scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my pocket, take a pair of tweezers, and just start pulling....
• I used to be amused. Now I'm just bored.
• I used to be amused. Now I'm just disgusted.
• I used to have a drinking problem. Now I love the stuff.
• I love children! They taste just like chicken!