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• QOTD: "I used to jog, but the ice kept bouncing out of my glass.
• I would jog, but the ice would fall out of my glass.
• The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. -- Martin Mull
• At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass.
  The refill contained the antidote. -- Emo Phillip...
• I'd love to, but... I have to jog my memory. -- 93 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• and my doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger out of there.
  -- Thank you Ralph, very graphic, "I Love Lisa...
• Hibbert: Mrs. Simpson, there's no physical reason why your hair should be falling out.
  This thing has me buffaloed. [chuckles] Nurse...
• I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I kept it warm in my own oven! -- Divine (PINK FLAMINGOS)