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I used to be a lot longer than this.
I used to be amused. Now I'm just bored.
I used to be amused. Now I'm just disgusted.
I used to be an adult before I grew up.
I used to be an agnostic, but now I'm not so sure.
I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane.
They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coathanger. -- Steven Wrigh...
I used to be an idealist, but I got mugged by reality.
I used to be a schizophrenic, but now I'm lonely.
I used to be a sci fi fan. Then I started living it.
I used to be a short, fat, bald, 40 year old man, but I'm all right now. -- Some Guy
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