I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in
the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coathanger.
-- Steven Wright
the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coathanger.
-- Steven Wright
Related:
- I have two very rare photographs: one is a picture of Houdini locking
his keys in his car;
the other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell ... - I have two very rare photographs.
One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car.
The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating... - I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there,
the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey,... - I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
Steven... - I once got caught copying an exam in the back of the class.
I guess the teacher must have heard the Xerox machine... - I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot.
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Steven... - I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold outside.
The weatherman said 'I don't understand it. It was... - Today I...........No, that wasn't me.
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Steven...
