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I urge you, Captain Picard, surrender. Consider the men and women you would lead into a lost cause.
If the cause is just and honorable, they are prepared to give their lives. Are you prepared to d...
I urge you to study our record and vote Labour. -- William McMahon.
I use a limited version of Intel's Pentium for my writing work: A pen!
I use Amiga and I don't care who knows!
I use Dratted Old System 6.2; why?
I used to be a bartender at the Betty Ford Clinic. -- Steven Wrigh
I used to be a-feared of Witches, Now I are one.
I used to be a FUNDAMENTALIST, but then I heard about the HIGH RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets.
That's how I lost my mind. -- Steve Alle...
I used to be a liberal. Then I grew up.

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