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I used to be a virgin. I gave it up because there was no money in it. -- Marsha Warfield
I used to be computer illiterate - then I dumped Windoze.
I used to be conceited, but gave it up. I'm perfect now.
I used to be crazy. Now I'm a sysop.
I used to be disgusted; now I try to be amused. -- Ken Small
I used to be forgetful - I don't remember how long ago.
I used to believe Heisenberg, but now I'm not so sure.
I used to belong to a solipsism club, but I got bored and voted everyone else ou
I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.
I used to be normal, then I got my computer...
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