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I used to be normal, then I joined this conference!
I used to be sane, but I got better.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're all right now.
I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
I used to be Snow White but I drifted. -- Mae West (1892-1980)
I used to bulls-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home....
I used to call [Count Basie] one of my lawyers. He would give me such beautiful advice.
And he would phrase that advice into these little sayings....
I used to eat while I was in the supermarket. I guess I didn't consider it stealing 'cause I took it out inside my body.
-- Arsenio Hall...
I used to envy the father of our race, dwelling as he did in contact with the new-made fields and plants of Ede
but I do so no more, because I have discovered that I also live in "creation's dawn....

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