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I used to get high on life but lately I've built up a resistance. -- Steven Wrigh
I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them.
I realised that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity....
I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money.
I used to have a handle on life, then DOS closed it...
I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
I used to have a job at a lake. I taught young fish how to all turn at the same time.
I used to have a job in the Kotex factory. I thought I was makin' mattresses for mice.
-- Ray Sco...
I used to have a life, but I liked mail-reading so much better.
I used to have a Life. Now I have a girlfriend?
I used to have a life. Now I have RelayNet.

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