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Always SMILE.
Always SMILE And My Plan is eat well & live well.
Always sort the small file first. -- Dick Munroe
Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. -- old Jhereg saying
Always stay in with the outs. -- David Halbersta
Always stay in your own movie. -- Ken Kesey
Always store beer in a dark place. -- Lazarus Long
Always strive to become the boss on your job. Otherwise, they may give this position to some other dumbbell.
Always take aim at the Tidy Bowl Man.
Always take a lawyer with you, and bring another lawyer to watch him.
-- Bo Diddeley's Observation on the Law...
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