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A man drove me to drink. I never properly thanked him.
A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on and licks it, or he turns his back on it and starts to wither away.
-- Dr. Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown....
A man feared that he might find an assassin; Another that he might find a victim.
One was more wise than the other. -- Stephan Crane, "The Black Riders and Other Lines", 1895...
A man fell off a mountain and, as he fell, saw a branch and grabbed for it.
By superhuman effort he was able to get a precarious grip on it....
A man forgives only when he is in the wrong.
A man from AI walked across the mountains to SAIL to see the Master, Knuth.
When he arrived, the Master was nowhere to be found....
A man gets on a train with his little boy, and gives the conductor only one ticket.
How old's your kid?" the conductor says, and the father says "He's four years old....
A man gets what he wants by acting smart; a woman, by playing dumb.
A man goes to a tailor to try on a new custom-made suit.
The first thing he notices is that the arms are too long....
A man goes to rob a bank. He brings two things: a hand grenade and his dog.
He pulls the pin, lobs the grenade at the doors of the bank and ducks behind cover....

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