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• Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another. -- Gibb's Law
• When the law is against you, argue the facts. When the facts are against you, argue the law.
  When both are against you, call the other lawyer names. (To see this in action, watch L.A. Law)...
• Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer? A: Throw him a rock.
• Hutz: My client's film predates all of those things your Honor.
  Lawyer: Oh _yes_! I've forgotten! Your famous film, the one you destroyed before the trial and haven't been able to find another copy of!...
• Lawyer's Rule: When the law is against you, argue the facts.
  When the facts are against you, argue the law. When both are against you, call the other lawyer names....
• Lawyer: only person in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
• He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.