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Always wait for V 3.2005a, Release C of a program.
Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.
-- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
Always watch your step--especially when you're not going anywhere. -- Genry Pinera [ME]
Alzheimer is very..ah...uh.....uh.....um
Alzheimer's advantage: Hide own Easter eggs.
Alzheimer's advantage: New friends every day.
Alzheimer's advantage: you only need to own one book.
A m300 safety device will protect a 10p fuse from blowing. -- Murphy's Law No. 24
A Macintosh a day keeps Apple Happy and Rich!
A macro on the loose...WATCH OUT !
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