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Always think of something new; this helps you forget your last rotten idea. -- Seth Frankel
Always tip well.
Always treat your kite - like you treat your woman.
Sir, do you mean take her home at the weekend to meet your mother?...
Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing that way.
Always try to exhort others to look upon you favorably.
Always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against money long enough, some of it may rub off on you.
-- Damon Runyo...
Always try to stop talking before people stop listening.
Always use tasteful words. You may have to eat them.
Always use your enemy's hand to catch a snake.
Always verify your witchcraft.
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