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• Always store beer in a dark place.
• Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Always tell her she's beautiful, especially if she isn't. -- Lazarus Long
• Specialization is for insects. -- Lazarus Long
• A lighter Dark Beer is an oxymoron.
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why.
  Then do it. -- Lazarus Long by Robert A Heinlei...
• Long life is in store for you.