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A man asked a private detective to follow his wife.
After several days, the private detective came back with his findings....
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
-- Herb Cae...
A man bites off more trouble than he can chew when he doesn't do what his wife wants.
You better believe it. -- Satchel Paige...
A man came into the the office one day and said he was a sailor.
We cured him of that....
A man can be called ruthless if he bombs a country to oblivion.
A woman can be called ruthless if she puts you on hold. -- Gloria Steinem (b. 1934)...
A man can compact his to travel size, unlike a cucumber.
A man can die but once. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act iii, Sc. 2
A man can do something for peace without having to jump into politics.
Each man has inside him a basic decency and goodness....
A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants. -- Arthur Schoperhaue

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