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• If you're running against Nixon you don't have to say anything.
  You don't even have to get out of bed in the morning to beat him....
• Stay in with the Outs (the Ins will make so many mistakes you can't afford to alienate the Outs).
• I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude.
  We are for the most part more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers....
• Always stay in your own movie. -- Ken Kesey
• An object at rest will always be in the wrong place. -- David Gerrold
• It's not the ups and downs of love, it's the ins and outs.
• An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction. -- David Gerrold
• They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing?
  Stay indoors and let 'im bloat! -- David Letterma...