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A mad fellow met me on the way and told me I had unloaded all the gibbets and pressed the dead bodies.
No eye hath seen such scarecrows. I 'll not march through Coventry with them, that 's flat: nay...
A mad puppeteer, a full grown kzin, and me. Our fourth crew member had better be a psychiatrist.
-- Louis Wu "Ringworld...
A magnet is something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
A Mahler symphony is full of surprises--but each surprise, on second hearing, turns out to be an *inevitable* surprise.
-- Edward Abbey...
A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
A major illness is one that keeps you from work when the kids are out of school.
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. -- Carrie Snow
A male rite of passage: Writing your name in the snow.
A malfunction...emotional awareness. -- Picard about Lal, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0

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