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Always remember, to copy a disk is not to Xerox it.
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!
Always remember where you came from so you can return.
Always remember, you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
Always remove the last screw first.
Always rise from the table with an appetite, and you will never sit down without one.
-- William Pe...
Always run a yellow light.
Always say no and you'll never be married.
Always see a fellow's weak point in his wife. -- James Joyce
Always sharpening his sleeping skills.
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