Miscellaneous Collections

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I said how, and why, young children, were sooner allured by love, than driven by beating, to attain good learning.
-- ROGER ASCHAM (1515-1568) in The Schoolmaster (1570), preface...
I SAID I LOVE ALL MANKIND *DAMMIT*!! -- A deity from CEREBUS
I said I'm two and a half billion years old because when I was young the earth was two billion years old and now it is four and a half billion years old so I must be two and a half billion years old.
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I said in my haste, All men are liars. -- Old Testament -- Psalm cxvi, 11
I said it. I must've meant it. There is nobody else to blame. -- DISCLAIMER
I said it was our only chance -- I did not say it was a good one. .
I said, I've broken my arm in several places. He said, Don't go to those places.
-- [Possibly Henry Youngman?]...
I said to my old husband, "I'm gonna take you out into the country for a picnic.
Do you like the country?" He said, "Sure I do. When I was a little boy, I used to live in the country....
Is a Jamaican terminal a raster-farian?
Is a Large group of homosexuals called a gay pride?

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