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• I meant what I said --- I think.
• Please your Majesty," said the Knave, "I didn't write it, and they can't prove that I did
  here's no name signed at the end." "If you didn't sign it," said the King, "that only makes things worse....
• I disclaim my disclaimer!
• I represent no one. -- DISCLAIMER
• Homer's new German boss wants to chat with him. Ho
  Homer, could ve have a word with you? Homer: No. Ho...
• Horst: Homer, could ve have a word with you? Home
  No. Horst: I must have phrased that badly. My English is, how you say, inelegant....
• I fear you must blame your own perverse urges. -- Picard
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• I don't want to bore you, but there's nobody else around for me to bore.