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I saw a smith stand with his hammer, thus, The whilst his iron did on the anvil cool, With open mouth swallowing a tailor's news.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King John -- Act iv, Sc. 2...
Is a WATCH OUT FOR CHILDREN sign a birth control ad?
I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it. -- Steven Wrigh
I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. So I looked closer. it was made of grass.
I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb.
I said "I'll need some friends." I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night....
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's; his hair was perfect.
I Saw better conversations in alphabet soup.
I Saw Elvis, and all I got was this lousy jelly doughnut.
I saw Elvis at the post office. Bought his picture for 29 cents.
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.

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