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I saw a flie within a beade Of amber cleanly buried.
-- Robert Herrick (1591-1674) -- The Amber Bead...
I saw a lot of trees today; and they were made of wood.
I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot. -- Steven Wrigh
I saw and loved. -- Edward Gibbon (1737-1794) -- Memoirs, Vol. i, p. 106
I saw a product in the market--Mr. Salty Pretzels. Isn't that nerve?
Everything nowadays is low-salt or salt-free. Here's a guy--the hell with you--Mr....
Is a warm beer *really* better than no beer at all?
I saw a sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off of the hood of my car.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....
I saw a sign at a gas station. It said "help wanted".
There was another sign below it that said "self service"....
I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big.
Some people must be really tired. -- Steven Wrigh...
I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale.
She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything today....

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