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Is a female lawyer without her briefs, a solicitor?
Is a fruit cobbler a gay shoemaker?
Is a Hard Drive a transcontinental auto trip?
I said, an elder soldier, not a better: Did I say "better"?
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Julius Caesar -- Act iv, Sc. 3...
I said, beam me up dog breath! There is no life on this planet!
I said copy the disk - not Xerox it!
I said, "Doctor, it hurts when I do that." (Moves arm) He said, "Don't do it then.
I said "fool-proof, NOT stupid-proof
I said good-bye. I left a note, but I don't remember what I wrote. -- Lemmy Kilmiste
I said hit HIM with the fireball, not me! Damn wizards...
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