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I saw The Exorcist three times. I don't know what possessed me.
I saw the forest where they get wood for pannelling. It was a long thin forest.
I saw the light! It hurt my eyes.
I saw them go: one horse was blind, The tails of both hung down behind, Their shoes were on their feet.
-- James Smith (1775-1839) -- Rejected Addresses, The Baby's Debu...
I saw the play at a disadvantage. The curtain was up. -- George S. Kaufma
I saw this old woman digging for food through a garbage can.
I don't know about you folks. I have a lot of love for old women going through garbage cans....
I saw what you did and I know who you are.
I saw you making a date with Destiny; yeah, he came around asking after you. -- Mark Knopfle
I saw your momma at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
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