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Is a paradigm worth twenty cents?
Is a party thrown by homosexuals called a gay bash?
Is a person who gets drunk on pasta a spaghetti souse?
Is a tattoo real, like a curb or a battleship? Or are we suffering in Safeway?
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
I sat through it. Why shouldn't you? -- David Letterman, it a spot promoting one of his show
I saved the life of the virgin sacrifice by disqualifying her.
I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. -- Steven Wrigh
I saw a bird outside and I said "do you want some breakfast? I'm having eggs... Oh, sorry.
I saw a close friend of mine the other day... He said, "Stephen, why haven't you called me?
I said, "I can't call everyone I want. My new phone has no five on it....
I saw a commercial the other day for cat food. It said, "All natural food for your cat.
All natural food. But cat food is made out of horsemeat....

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