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• Two psychiatrists meet. One says to the other, "I went home for Easter and I made a terrible Freudian slip.
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• Did I say 2? I lied.
• We have gathered here today to pay final respects to our honored dead.
  And yet it should be noted in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of a new light, the sunrise of a new world, a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish....
• I said, an elder soldier, not a better: Did I say "better"?
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Julius Caesar -- Act iv, Sc. 3...
• You say hello, I say good riddance.
• I plan to be a late bloomer - it's the only chance I've got.