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  I have a very busy appointment schedule and little time to waste on computer hacks, but for a very small fee, I'll show you how to logoff....
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• A volcano gnome seems to walk straight out of the wall and says, "I have a very busy appointment schedule and little time to waste on trespassers, but for a very small fee, I'll show you the way out.
  You notice that the gnome is nervously glancing at his watch....
• If you are too busy to read, then you are too busy.
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• A winner works harder than a loser and has more time
  A loser is always too busy to do what is necessary....