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I'm sort of getting tired of being elvis presley. -- Elvi
I'm So Skeptical, I Can Hardly Believe It.
I'm spending more time at this library in four days than I did at the Eureka College Library in four years.
-- Ronald Reagan during the opening ceremonies -- for the library that will house his Whi...
I'm starting a war for peace!
I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.
-- Bill Mahe...
I'm stealing back to my same old used to be. -- Arlo Guthrie
I'm still an atheist, thank God. -- Luis Bunuel
I'm still searching for myself.
I'm still suffering from shock from the last war. I was almost drafted!
Luckily I was wounded while taking the physical....
I'm still the same old Dax, more or less. -- Dax

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