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• Kerny: To the library! Jimbo: Yeah! -- "I Love Lisa
• The following appeared in the editorial section of a local newspaper.
  "The librarians in our town's school system have reported that the number of trips that our students make to their school library on a voluntary basis has decreased significantly in recent years....
• Marge: Homer, did you know it was a burlesque house when you sent Bart to work there?
  Homer: No, I only learned that four days ago. -- And he's been working there five days, right?...
• The Ronald Reagan Library is going to open and will need contributions, so if you happen to have anything pertaining to the Three Stooges, give till it hurts!
• What I Did During My Fall Semester On the first day of my fall semester, I got up.
  Then I went to the library to find a thesis topic....
• We're just as much a part of Springfield as the church, the library or the crazy house.
  -- Belle illustrates the diversity of Springfield...
• Backup? I haven't lost my data; it's still in the library somewhere!
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. -- Jorge Luis Borge
• What I don't know would make a library anybody would be proud of.