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I'm surprised that your skull doesn't implode from the vacuum.
I'm surprised there aren't more solipsists!
I'm surrounded by idiots!
I'm taking last week back to the store, and I won't even ask for a refund
I'm taking one from the top shelf," he said highhandedly.
I'm talented and flexible. I could play Hamlet, even though I look like King Kong. -- Mr. T
I'm telling you, they are EVERYWHERE!
I'm tenured, there's almost nothing you can do about it.
(after making a mistake in sign convention)...
I'm terribly sorry, but I'm afraid you're just a mirage.
I'm the Descartes of anxiety. I panic, therefore I am. -- Richard Lewi
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