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Imports are ports very far inland.
IMPOSITION, n.
I'm positively enameled with this subject.
I'm *positive* Rush Limbaugh is an idiot!
Impossible, adj.: (1) I wouldn't like it and when it happens I won't approve
(2) I can't be bothered; (3) God can't be bothered....
Impossible - adj. Nailing Jello to a tree.
Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools. -- Napoleon Bonaparte
Impossible, I tested it! It can't fire a missile like that!
IMPOSTOR n. A rival aspirant to public honors. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Impotent: Distinguished; well known...
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