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Impropriety is the soul of wit. -- Somerset Maugham
I'm PROUD to be a CARBON-BASED life form!
I'm Proud To Be An Expert Tagline Thief!
I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is -- I could be just as proud for half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey...
I'm proud to have been a part of your moral decline.
Improve a mechanical device and you may double productivity.
But improve man, you gain a thousandfold. -- Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed," stardate 3142....
Improved - didn't work the second time.
Improve mail delivery... mail the posties their pay!!
Improve man, you gain a thousandfold.
Improve response time -- go home.

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