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I'm practicing assertiveness. Do you think that's okay?
I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.
Impressive; but how big's your dick?
Impressive demonstration, isn't it. Demonstration? It tried to kill us.
-- The Peddler and Picard, "Arsenal of Freedom", stardate 41798.2...
I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT! Am I doing it correctly?? -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm pretending that we're all watching PHIL SILVERS instead of RICARDO MONTALBAN!
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
Imprisoned in .QWK file! Send the ZIP army!
I'm probably crazy. Either that or its just the hormones.
-- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
I'm probably going to get hit for this one but... I couldn't resist...
I'm Pro-Choice! And I chose WildCat!

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